Mara-thong

I had a Freudian slip today while doing a search for "marathon" on Google. I accidentally typed "marathong" instead; apparently, a lot of others have done the same. I call it a Freudian slip because a few months ago while I was at the gym, a young lady walked by wearing Texas Longhorn shorts. They were the old school type "wind shorts" with the Longhorn on the butt. They were white with a bright orange Longhorn, and because she was fair-skinned, it almost looked like she was ONLY wearing the Longhorn which closely resembled a thong. I immediately thought I was on to something...the Thonghorn. Would you buy one?